60+ Funny Quotes Against Love

These funny and cute love quotes and picture quotes capture the special feeling of falling in love and laugh at all the crazy emotions you feel as you fall in love.

Funny quotes against love. If I loved you any more my heart would swell and turn into a circle. When relationships go sour it helps to look at the funny side. The rest cheat in Europe. Self Love Quotes Positive Affirmations to Inspire If they stand behind you give them protection.

I promise to always be by your side. Human history is the ancient story of the umbilical conflict between a lone individual versus a cabalistic society. Share these funny quotes about love with all your friends on Facebook. 30 Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.

29 Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband. Our love is stronger than waterproof mascara. I love you like Chandler loves Monica. When love is persistent Love is a lot like a backache it doesnt show up on X-rays but you know its there George Burns Cigar-puffing comedian George Burns was full of zingers about life.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess. We have the 20 best funny love quotes for him that are bound to make your boyfriend laugh again after a fight. Cute and funny love quotes are perfect for sweet text messages. Instead of being anxious about your love life make a joke about it and move onIf you have been through heartbreak laugh at your mistakeThe quicker you bounce back the easier you are able to move on and develop new relationships.

A dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. 31 Best Funny Love Quotes From Comedians That Describe Your Crazy Relationship. More Funny Quotes Teen Quotes Love Quotes Anti Love Quotes Friends Quotes Family Quotes Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes Food Quotes Makes You Think Quotes. If the stand beside you give them respect.

If they stand against you show them no mercy Inspirational Love Quotes You will continue to suffer if you have an emotional reaction to everything that is said to you. Here are the 31 best funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the hilarious side of relationships. It all depends on what you put into it. A strong relationship requires choosing to love each other even in those moments when you struggle to like each other.

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