38+ Funny Quotes About Being Pregnant

A grand adventure is about to begin in birth month and year -Inspired by Winnie the Pooh.

Funny quotes about being pregnant. The best is yet to come. But sometimes thats all you have when you need to get through those long days. Most are funny but there are a FEW more serioussweet things sprinkled in as well. And soon the world shall know with an ultrasound photo.

Ive had a busy day being pregnant and need to do it again tomorrow. Pregnancy is getting company inside ones skin-Maggie Scarf. Yes please whine to me about how tired you are today. Everything is wide while youre pregnant.

Doing sketch comedy on live television while pregnant is like wearing a sombrero. Funny Pregnancy Quotes and Sayings to Fill Mommies With Chuckles Motherhood is an unusual phenomena no you dont lose your hair or teeth. Being pregnant has made me realize it takes talent not to pee yourself when you sneeze Ive reached that point in my pregnancy were I no longer want to wear pants Everybody leave me alone. Sep 9 2015 - Some really great shares that I had collected and shared with my daughter while she was expecting.

Everything grows rounder and wider and. A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty Unknown. Your due date Our family will be growing by two feet. 100 Best Pregnancy Quotes.

Your due date And then there were three. Being pregnant was the healthiest Ive ever been in my life. Going to work while pregnant can be hilarious as it is but when youre a performer its an extra-special experience according to Amy Poehler. Discover and share Funny Quotes About Being Pregnant.

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See more ideas about pregnancy quotes funny pregnancy humor. This is the last in the funny pregnancy quotes list. One of the most beautiful inspirational quotes about pregnancy is this one by Mary Mason. These funny pregnancy quotes are all true but only women will know this.

Mommie Poppins is a series of sayings by a sassy new mom who has a slightly different take on things women experience during pregnancy. Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife Queen Victoria There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it Chinese Proverb. Pregnancy is hard and having a sense of humor during that time is harder. There is sim something profound about the bond between a mother and her children.

100 best pregnancy quotes 1. Ive been to war. I guess we can all agree motherhood is a full-time job with no option for retirement. Except for the cupcakes.

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife Queen Victoria Its a great thing about being pregnant you dont need excuses to pee or to eat Angelina Jolie Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated Erma Bombeck. Being pregnant is not just about becoming a mommy-to-be. Cute Quotes To Announce Pregnancy. You can pretend to be a serious person but the giant hat gives you away the actress said in her book Yes Please.

Quote for Moms on their 2nd 3rd or 4th pregnancy.